Meet the Girls of
Cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for rent, food, and bail and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. I have had cats my entire adult life. This is a tribute to those who share my life, pretty much run the place and who are never more than 3 feet away.
The food in my bowl is dry, and more to the point contains no tuna. And just once I would like to hear "Watch out for the bones."
Your mouth is moving, up and down, making noise. we've lost interest.
I'm in your way? You seem to have this backwards. This pillow is taken!
Seeking solitude I am stuck up here.
For once I need your help.
For once I need your help.
The dog wags his tail, to seek approval. See mine? Don't care!
Most problems can be ignored. The more difficult ones can be slept through.
There's no dignity in being sick--which is why I don't tell you where.
It's 5:00 p.m. somewhere.
Mystical Cat Musings
The Great Catsby run over by a car, like
I didn't see that coming.
I didn't see that coming.
